Hayley knows this. Yet about twice a week she will text me with "I have a surprise for you". It's never good.
Take this week. Wed I get a text saying "hey mom .. when you get home - there will be a surprise for you. it's on the deck. it's nice. it's a great family thing".
Oh .. no no no ... not good.
Came home to the biggest pool table you've ever seen in your life. And about 100 years old complete with the pool sticks, balls and chalk - yes, chalk. They found this with a "free" sign on it .. sitting on the side of the road. They call in troops and load it on to Jacob's truck .. and then into my back yard .. ON TO MY DECK.
U-G-L-Y
So they call in the troops AGAIN to take it out of my yard before I had full blown panic attack. Funny thing .. they ended up selling the "free" table for $120.
Two days later .. I get a text from Hayley. "I have a surprise for you .. you'll love it". She's TRYING TO GET ME COMMITTED. I begged her to take back .. throw away .. or get rid of any trace of ANY surprise.
Get home and it's actually the FUNNIEST thing ever. She found a pair of thongs at Rue 21 that are the BIGGEST pair I have EVER seen in my life. Huge just isn't even the word. (oh and the funny thing is .. they are labeled a size 3) Really .. if you are having to buy them THAT big - chances are you just shouldn't be wearing thongs. Period.
So this surprise was actually a good kind of surprise.
6 comments:
Really, to have been there in line with her at check out...the girl's face at the register...had to be... priceless.
Maybe the sides go over your shoulders and not your hips, have you tried that?
OMG...maybe they are 'pregnaucy' thongs??
Ok, that's funny. But I like surprises.
Too funny!!! Love Hayley. I actually know the reason why they are a size 3 and so big.
hey...I was wondering where I left those. Mark & I went into the dressing room & well you know. I had to shop commando after that.
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