So ....
I have boys.
And I never EVER know what to tell them NOT to do when I'm gone.
Yesterday they had about 15 minutes of alone time between the time Hayley was supposed to be home and I was coming home. Did you read that ... FIFTEEN MINUTES.
What could possibly happen/go wrong/get destroyed in just a few SHORT minutes??
Well ... welcome to my world. Here .. I'll show you what...
THIS!!!!!
Yes, that's spray paint. Several cans. Cans that have seriously been on the shelf for over a YEAR. An entire YEAR without the slightest second glance.
UNTIL YESTERDAY.
Until I leave them home alone for FIFTEEN MINUTES..
And here's what it turns into ...
Eli now has himself a GAY PRIDE bicycle. Compliments of .. HIMSELF. Now I just need to buy him some spandex americana shorts so he can wear those without a shirt and parade through the neighborhood. Good on him for making a statement like that.
BUT WAIT .. there's more ...
And Jackson is not to be outdone. Here is HIS gay pride scooter. He just needs to put on his all blue tights and cut off shirt and it's complete.
This is just in time for Memorial Day. I'll take pictures of my little rainbow parade.
Wait ...
There's more ...
What's with GUMBY and his huge mouth? Nothing completes the ensemble until GAY Gumby rolls beside the americana bike and scooter. Where's Pokey? No pun intended.
Check out the shoe print marks on the board. Where do you think the match to these are? Yeah, I don't really want to know either. I'm sure it's on the carpet. You'll know when it's discovered.
And I'm thinking it's not going to come off the garage floor ...
Thank you Jackson and Eli. Your future wives are extremely lucky girls. You cute, precious, clever Thing 1 and Thing 2 ...
6 comments:
You just can't make stuff up like this...Make sure you get a swanky flag for that gay-friendly bike! precious.
OMGosh, I'm sorry but I don think it's funny!! This is so Eli and Jackson! So independant at a young age! I guess they figured instead of getting 'new' toys they would save YOU money and create their own!!
ps. I hope there's no spray paint on your carpet friend.
oops...I do think it's funny!
I feel your pain. We just discovered our spray paint episode last week! Yep. Colton spray painted an air soft gun. Daniel painted the grill over the window well and Joshua spray painted his name in great big letters on our front fence! Yep. You heard that right! Our front fence! Can't wait for the HOA to discover it! Currently it is being hid behind our giant trash can that is illegally placed on the side of our house! I think our boys must have been best friends in the pre-existence!
If they used greens, that bike would be a pretty sweet camo!
Oh my gosh. I feel like now that I have seen that it is somehow channeled to my boys. I have to get the images out.
That is so funny and painful I am laughing my a** off.
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