Joke

Today, my good bud Spencer told me a joke. Now normally jokes don't really do much for me... ha ha .. whatever. BUT this joke struck a cord and I just almost busted a gut.

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Dunno

You take the "s" out of safe and the "f" out of way.

Huh??

Again, he repeats.

Again, I start to mentally start spelling things out.

Huh??

Again .. he repeats with emphasis on the "F" out of way.

Oh - well, there's no F in way.

GET IT? Really .. maybe not appropriate but I laughed and laughed. He got me.

Came home to relay it to Hayley (again, probably inappropriate to share with my daughter. Probably as inappropriate as it was for me to laugh in the first place. Probably just as inappropriate for my 11 year old buddy to tell it to me. Am I going to hell?).

Identical response. Couldn't get it at first.

Then she gets it. Stifled laugh (probably not cool to laugh out loud at an inappropriate joke her mother just told her).

Immediately walks out of the room and into the room with her brothers.

"Boys, don't trade mom for anything in the world. We've got ourselves a 'special' one here".