I hate to break up my never ending posts on the beach .. but something's bothering me.
And when something's bothering me .. I usually need to share. LUCKY YOU - RANDOM READER!!
Seems the older I get the hairier I become. Yes .. HAIRY. Why must this be?
I have been shaving my arms forever. My toes too. My upper lip got noticed three years ago. And all the other obvious parts.
BUT NOW. Perhaps I have an obsession with being hairless ... but REALLY ... I had my bathing suit on the other day and passed a mirror. I had to do a double take. Could it be? No way .. SERIOUSLY?? My chest was covered in little hairs. They are blond .. but still they're there. Obvious enough for me to whip my head around and look again.
I may have made a monumental mistake. But it was a knee jerk reaction. I jumped in the shower and took out my handy razor and shaved those guys. And felt better immediately. And then felt worse. I mean .. did I just REALLY shave my chest?? Then I realized what that meant. I can't ever go back. I have to continue to shave it. And if I do not .. that could be disastrous as well. What if the hairs grow back BLACK?? What if they grow back TWICE AS FAST and coarse. Like man-hair.
Then my thoughts went to old age. Or what if I get into some horrible accident and become a vegetable. What if?? My guess is NO ONE will care to shave my body. And if I'm incapacitated WHO WHO WHO will keep my body smooth??
What have I done? Have I created a monster? (or a hairy beast..?)
I close my eyes and the nightmare begins. If my arms, one day are no longer capable of picking up a razor ... I will become a freak of nature.
I've just made up my mind that I never want to be kept alive artificially. This blog can be like that statement right?
Unless ... someone out there is good with a razor ...
3 comments:
never fear spongebob...i will make sure you are shaved and dont look like the hairy creature in the pic! patrick is on...although that means yo uwill have to come here to live...ill even take you to teh beach with us..we can build sandcastles around you! no really i too have been obsessed with being hairless...yes shave the same parts im sure you do,...have not done my chest or my stomach...knew a girl that did her stomach and then had the trail of hair like men do that go from their belly buttons to the secret no no places...looked very odd on a woman so note to self ...DO NOT SHAVE YOUR STOMACH!!!!! love ya friend!
You could always'WAX'off your hair...just saying;)
Ouch...I know!
Your body has two biological responses for regulating your body temperature...holding on to fat and growing hair....I will take the hair any day! Are you cold?
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