#3 ~
Half way through the session the AC unit cuts off. It's quieter.
she says "shhh .. don't say a word"
me "a WORD?"
looks at me and again "I mean it .. don't say another word"
as she gets up and I then realize what she's about to do. She's taking her white noise maker to place it outside the door. Makes me laugh out loud.
me, a little louder "why can't I say another WORD? .. huh? .. huh?"
her "stop it."
me "I just don't understand why I shouldn't be talking"
I could tell I just annoyed her ... to the max.
That was cool..
#4~
her "It's such a gloomy day. It was raining this morning and I thought of you. Wondering what you were going to wear today"
Huh. Thinking ... not saying out loud ... "sorry to disappoint you". At this point my mind starts to go to all kinds of places. Like all the outfits I could parade in wearing. One I was thinking about that would be funny ... Ever seen those shirts that say "I'm with stupid" with an arrow pointing to whomever is next to you?
Till next time ....
4 comments:
Is this counselor certified to push peoples buttons. She is wicked smart, be careful. I hope she is just seriously sarcastic and not just a B****
Can you send me the link to the website where she got her license to practice? I'm thinking this could be a way for me to make some extra cash. OMGoodness!
Seriously...seriously...SERIOUSLY??
I could think of about 50 more fun things to do with your co-pay! :) Or maybe not - irritating her actually sounds like...fun!
Show up dressed in the "I Eat Boys" costume. (And, yes, I am assuming it is a costume and not a regular part of your wardrobe...cuz, I'm sure you'd respond, "what makes you think it's a costume?")
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