Drum roll please ...
This girl gives me WAY too much to work with. Have I mentioned she's fun?
It's Shami. Again. And when I say "random" ... it IS truly that. And when it happens .. I INSTANTLY get a smile on my face.
You will too. You won't even be able to control it. Go ahead, try. It's impossible.
Shami "It's official. I'm an addict. Of what you ask? .... Outback. This is week 4 in a row!! I'm a steak whore. Can you get an STD from a dead animal? There was that whole Mad Cow thing. I will let you know if I need further assistance. In the form of an anti - itch cream."
me "It's actually an aphrodisiac. Only at the Outback though ... it's in the seasoning. Clyde will benefit. But if you end up with an STD .. you never got this text"
Shami "Clyde will like that. And this way ... I'll always get the meat I want"
Uh-huh. Who wouldn't want a friend like this? Be jealous. And call me a lucky girl.
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