Thursday, February 3, 2011

on dirty little secrets ...


Things I do that I SHOULD be ashamed of ...

#1 - I don't wash fruit before I eat it. (so if this bothers you .. never let me make you a fruit salad .. and yes I'm sure I have all kinds of parasites roaming within my body)

#2 - I don't floss everyday (and tomorrow I'm getting a root canal. I don't understand why)

#3 - I don't stay with the gas pump when I have it on auto pump. Yup .. I set that thing and get right back into my warm vehicle. It says right on the pump not to ... but the pump police haven't ever approached me about this violation. (Oh yeah .. related to - I've also been known to leave my car running while pumping)

#4 - I do my kid's homework. (as Jackson says to me today "MOM- you can't DO that .. how am I supposed to learn anything?)

The end. For now, those are the only ones I'm willing to admit doing ...


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I sneak candy so I don't have to share with the kids.

Robin said...

You know all my 'dirty'little secrets!! ;)