These are my 9 year old's abs
Here's what he can do ...
Yesterday Jackson comes in to my room and says "uh mom ... do you know what Eli is doing?"
me "do I want to know what Eli is doing?"
concerned brother "well .. he's hanging on the ledge under Jesus doing pull ups. Wrong"
You too can have abs like this ...
By following a strict diet of ..
Chips
Soda
Peanut Butter
Candy
Ice cream
Pizza
As much as you want, actually. Throw some Xbox in the mix.
Oh .. and a few pull ups under Jesus.
3 comments:
LMAO.
that picture of him doing pull-ups is hilarious! i have that very diet...too bad it doesn't have the same effects when you're an adult.
I used to have that diet when I was a kid, minus the XBox part. But we had no chin-up ledges with Jesus on them for me to do the Jesus pull-ups on. Jesus was kept inside the house and the chin-up bar was out in the garage. It's still there, actually. Dad bolted it all the way through 2 studs so it would never come down. I don't know why I just told you that. I wonder how many pull-ups Jesus could do when he was 9?
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