Thursday, February 7, 2013

Dear mom ... I'm wasting your time ...


More ... compliments of ... Eli.

A day in the life of Eli ... at school.

"yo mom.  I brought home something you have to sign"

"what is it?"

"just read it"


I honestly couldn't stop laughing.  A few things.  One being - what a waste of time and energy someone put into the time making him write this nonsense.  Two - pretty much .. maybe the other kid should write a letter saying how dumb he was for licking the stall.  Three - the words made me just laugh.  It's a distraction to those around him?  A bad impression for classmates?  Still.  Laughing.

How about this is a distraction for me to even read?

I had to sign it.  The 10 year old in me wanted to write a note back on the paper "I was going to sign this .. but my sister dared me not to.  So I'm not going to"

Dude ... what is this all about?

I'll explain mom.  My friend and I were in the bathroom daring each other to do stuff.  So I dared him and he did it.  Funny huh?  Except some other kid told on us.

So it wasn't even the kid himself who complained.

I call this kids being kids.  10 year old boys being 10 year old boys.

Damn - I'm so glad my kid is normal.



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