I left the boys home alone ... for what I thought wasn't very long.
I make the turn around the corner to pull up to our house.
What is that?
What is that ... is that a .... MATTRESS???
Oh my hell.
Calmly walked inside. Not so calmly asked why there was a mattress in the front yard??
Jackson - ask Eli ..
Eli ... well ... we took it out and then we ...
I interrupted him. Because frankly I just didn't want to know. Never-mind it was under the second story bedroom window. Yeah .. better off not knowing.
And said I was going to go up to my bedroom. And when I come back downstairs I want the mattress back where it belongs.
And life went on.
1 comment:
Ah, the bliss of youth! Wait until he's all grown up and has to buy his very own mattress for the first time. Then remind him of when he did this.
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