I woke this morning to silence. Me. I can't speak above a whisper .. and even that's a strain. It wasn't like I was terribly sick or anything. Odd. But then again, what about my life isn't odd?
The dog was scared of me. Whenever I open my mouth, she runs and hides.
The kids laugh at me. They think it's hysterical that I can't yell at them. Hayley asks me to repeat things and not until the second time that I actually do it do I realize she's playing with me.
I find it hard .. and frustrating .. that I can't yell at my kids. I thought my head might explode because I couldn't yell. They just look at me dumbstruck.
What was funny to me is that when they talk to me, they now whisper like I do. Maybe there's a lesson to be learned here? I yell .. they yell. I whisper .. they whisper.
CUPPING ...
OH SO TO FIX MYSELF I go to my awesome Chinese healer. He is wonderful. I have only gone to him for massages and not for other alternative things he offers. Until today. He did what is called "cupping" to me.
There are these glass suction cup things that he puts on my back. He actually puts them on fire before placing them on my back. Yeah, really I am not kidding. Google it because it's really fascinating. The idea is that they detox me... pulling the impurities out. It has left me with the biggest hickeys you have EVER seen in your life. Bruises.
Anyone for playing Twister on my back??
I believe in it. I have to now.
3 comments:
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW - that "fixed" you? Holy owwww Batman! You are one brave woman!!!
Are you really that desperate to yell at your kids? Hope you can yell again soon!
oh my goodness woman. blame it on the a a a achohol or something! but on the plus side your arms and back look really pretty...looking past the big bruises that make me hurt!
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