The aliens have taken her!

They landed.

They switched bodies.

I totally live with an alien.

I used to know her.

Her name is Hayley.

This is what she looks like...

Don't be fooled. She looks completely normal. UNTIL she opens her mouth. Random, foreign, odd, weird things just spill right out. The only reasonable explanation could be the alien theory. It's all I've got.

Example:

She complains today about her finger. It's hurting. Complaining isn't the right word. More like gnashing and wailing. It's swollen .. can't move it... I NEED TO GO TO THE DOCTOR NOW!!!!

I am at Target. Picking up a prescription. Would really love to look around as I am by myself. Nope, I am hauling A to get myself home to take her to urgent care. 1/2 mile from home I call her to tell her to be outside waiting because of course, this was an EMERGENCY - every SECOND counts.

"Seriously mom. Ellen just came on so this is a very inconvenient time for us to go. Maybe after the show"

Maybe nothing. I hope her finger falls off.

When will they return the real Hayley? When will she gain clarity of the mind again? Is there hope?

(...and if they had to switch bodies - couldn't they at least have given her an extra ear on her forehead so that the boys would stay away?)