don't be hatin'...

Yeah, I think I'll do it. Lots of things are annoying me lately. I think I'll just have to post some of those annoying things OTHER people do. I am SURE I don't do ANYTHING annoying. Surely... Surely...

So here's my latest list of annoyances from other people who may or may not know that they are super dooper annoying. Someone should tell them. As a favor to all of humanity.

* When tall guys wear pants that are too short. Like even a 'tad' too short .. is STILL TOO SHORT. Maybe they don't realize what they look like. I was sitting in a doctor's office making my observations. This one man in particular is a doctor. He's tall. He walks down the hall .. and as he walks and lifts his feet .. one at a time ... I can see the color of his socks. Wrong. Someone tell him, please. It's not as if he can't afford pants that fit.

* When guys wear white socks with slacks or khaki's. It's wrong too. When they are sitting and I see the white - I almost have to excuse myself to go barf in the bathroom. Only wear DARK socks with slacks. Please. It's disturbing.

* When I ask someone a question and they CLEARLY heard me .. but they say "what?" anyway .. either out of habit, or because they need an extra fraction of a second to come up with an answer.

* A guy at the gym is talking to me and as they are talking they are folding their arms and flexing them at the same time. Really? You are holding nothing heavy in your hands .. but your own freaking elbows. You may as well step back and flex the correct way for everyone to see. The effect is the same. Retard.

* When someone sits across from me with their legs spread. It makes me want to look even though I don't want to look and then I look anyway and they catch me looking and then they think I wanted to look at something that's not even there.

* Guys in spin class who sweat buckets and buckets and then don't even bother to clean up the ocean of water under their bike when we are done. Didn't their mother's teach them better?


Does it sound like I am just hatin' on the guys .. wait, I'll make it fair.


* Women who think their children are the smartest, funniest, most clever, best at whatever they do. When in reality while I am listening to the boasting all I can think is "but did you know your kid is butt ugly?" Guess we all have to compensate somehow.

* Women who wear jeans that are clearly too tight for them. Go ahead and just buy the size that fits you - really it's amazing what that will do. Wearing the size that FITS actually makes you look LESS fat. It's a hard concept to grasp .. but once you do - wow - everyone benefits.

* Smokers. Period. But women who smoke are even more foul. The woman could be a total knock out and then if I see the cigarette .. she becomes instantly ugly. Besides .. at around the age of 30 .. their lips look like they have been constantly sucking on a straw. Nasty.

Like I said .. I am sure I have annoying qualities .. such as I am a texting fool, I twirl my hair and I crack my knuckles. Thankfully - those don't bother me. In the least.