This week ....
A shout out to my good buddy NADEZDA.
Everyone needs a friend like Nadezda. She's so cool. And funny. Super funny. Easy to be around ...
AND she cleans my purse out. Almost every Sunday. As we sit on the couch together.
Nadezda "Holy crap!"
me "That's what I said. Wait - no not really. I think I said the s word."
Nadezda "I know didn't you know my middle name is popular hey isn't urs poppy?"
me "yea eerily close huh?"
Nadezda "well I though it too but didn't want to put it out there in case the aliens are watching"
"You know the "s" word"
"Eery!"
me "I wouldn't want the aliens seeing that word. For sure"
Nadezda "How about Holy explicative!"
"Or jeepers scoob"
me "Or fudgecycle"
"Or oh my heck"
Nadezda "Dagnabit"
me "Ok. That's my favorite so far"
Nadezda "You have such a potty mouth whatever will I do with you?"
me "feed me to the aliens"
me "Jeez I've missed u. where the hay have u been lately? I've even had to go to class and my purse is a Mesa"
me "Mess. Not Mesa"
Nadezda "I hate it when my oirse gets to be a mesa"
me "I hate it when my oirse gets that way too"
Nadezda "That was not intentional either - classic"
me "I know which made it even more hilarious"
Nadezda "I know right."
"One more reason NOT to text & drive right?!"
me "cracking me up"
Nadezda "Thank you very much! Don't step on my blue suede shoes"
me "Than don't make me laugh.... cause then my eyes water ... then I can't see where I'm going ... then I step on ur special shoes"
Join us next week ... same place .... same time. She might even clean your purse out. But I get first dibs ...
Lunch, Please
1 week ago
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